Flawless Thoughts

I knew that Armageddon wasn't upon us in May because Nadal and Federer still have to face each other in seventeen more Grand Slam Finals.

If your last name is Johnson and you're not a professional athlete, you're part of the smallest percentile of people with that last name.

I just read that all of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' home game broadcasts were blacked out due to poor attendance last year, maybe they should build an ugly, boring, waste of a billion dollars, grey stadium, those seem to be sold out all the time.

I don't get it, so when they left the house on their way to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals they said to eachother, "don't forget, let's bring gasoline and homemade firebombs just in case they lose"? Who does that?