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This is a chat between myself and Josh that took place 8 days ago. We appoligize for the delay in posting this (seeing that the first round of the playoffs is almost over), but better late than never, right? I PROMISE none of this has been edited at all since the conversation. All these predictions took place before the playoffs began. Enjoy! And let us know what your predictions are for the rest of the way!
Lee: no doubt, so baseball, we have the rays winning the east, the yanks with the wild card twins win the central and the rangers win the west
Josh: wow
Lee: yanks at twins in the first round
Josh: lots of champagne going on
Lee: gotta say, the yanks seem to be kryptonite to the twins and as much as I would have loved to win the division, I’m happy to hopefully get the better of the two first round match ups
Josh: me too, Rangers are scary. the yanks pitching is the wrong kind of scary. I wonder if Rays fans will buy tickets to the playoffs , or just wait to get free ones from the team
Lee: hahaha the rays attendance is certainly laughable
Josh: Kryptonite sounds about right, let's hope it continues in there weird new outdoor stadium
Lee: unfortunately, you are correct bout the Yankees rotation, which is also somewhat laughable past CC
Josh: yeah really, what happened?
Lee: no idea, it completely fell apart. Pettitte got hurt, so that's obvious
Josh: and AJ punched a wall
Lee: not really quite sure what happened with hughes, he was killin it, then the next second, getting killed… AJ needs to punch himself
Josh: with a pie
Lee: no, with his fist
Josh: haha
Lee: the pie is only for happy occasions, he needs a big win before he can get the pie to the face
Josh: So we both like the Yanks over the Twins? I think that sounds about right
Lee: I do, and I'm really trying not to be a "homer" so let's just look at this
game 1 CC vs. Liriano - probably will be a tight game
Josh: right
Lee: but the Yanks lineup 1-9 gets the edge here i think
Josh: I agree. A-rod loved playin in min last year. But no damon, granderslam though
Lee: granderson has been amazing in the second half compared to the first half
Josh: def
Lee: i'd be interested to see what that split is
Josh: good point
Lee: granderson hit .240 before the allstar break and .254 after, so pretty close
but he had 7 homers and 24 rbis pre break, and 17 homers and 43 rbis post break
so much better
Josh: wow he got a free ride, if that was a-rod it would be nuts, people would go nuts
Lee: clearly, because Granderson didn't have the same expections as A-rod
Josh: Who do you like in rays - rangers?
Lee: Again very tough. Anyone facing cliff lee twice in a 5 game series is at a disadvantage
Josh: yeah i like texas
Lee: however, the rangers don't have any proven post season starters past Lee, and the rays will no doubt be going with Garza, Price, and, i guess shields. neimann and davis have been up and down
do we know if hamilton is back?
Josh: i don't know
Lee: he is. So the Rangers have the bat advantage, rays pitching advantage, but the Rangers also have Lee twice. I like the Rangers
Josh: yeah rangers - yanks = wow
Lee: Hopefully no repeat of Hamilton teeing off in the new stadium like he did at the old one in the home run derby
Josh: yeah really apparently all we have to do to take care of hamilton is send a fly ball to the back wall!
So to the NL, Cinci – Philly, Philly looks great this season
Lee: philly does look great… halladay-hamels-oswalt is going to be a ridiculous rotation to have to face in the post season
Josh: yeah that's crazy
Lee: as great as cincy has been this year, i really think they get swept in the first round
you heard me, I AM PREDICTING A PHILLY SWEEP in the first round
sad but true
Josh: i agree
Lee: big props to cincy for what they have done this year
Josh: they were nasty
Lee: but they're just not built to bang with the philly's in a 5 game series
Josh: not at all. atl - sf should be exciting
Lee: i think so. hudson and hanson vs lincecum and cain, those will be two amazing games right there
IF those are the game 1 and 2 starters, not sure how their rotations were set up towards the end. I know the giants didn't have the luxury of resting guys because they were fighting for a spot right up till the bitter end, but let me double check. Yes, giants will be lincicum and cain 1 & 2. hudson pitched today for atlanta so he won't pitch game one. I guess either Lowe or Hanson. Either way, again, with the pitching I like Lincecum and Cain in a short 5 game series hard
Josh: I'd agree with that, but I think it is the tightest series
Lee: disagree, i think the rays/rangers will be tight. Actually, i think both AL matchups have a chance to go to 5 games, but phillies sweep
Josh: wow, that would be nuts
Lee: and giants in 4
Josh: so yanks - rangers? who do you like there? I'd want to say that the Yanks experience from last year gives them an edge, 7 games, 2 CC - 2 Lee should be a show
Lee: i hate this, i really do. I am the biggest Yankee fan you will ever meet, but I can't in my right mind "pick" them to win this series the way they have played and pitched the last month. I'm taking the Rangers in 6 and banging my head against the wall for even saying such a thing
Josh: ha so Phi - Sf
Lee: yiikes
Josh: I'd have to say I like a SF upset
Lee: possibly the best postseason pitching matchups we will have seen in a long LONG time....
Josh: right
Lee: not taking anything away from pitchers like CC, Lee, Price, Garza, and others who have had some insane pitching matchups in the post season over the last 2 years, but over all, THIS is the series
Josh: I agree
Lee: the phillies have 3 legit aces, and the giants have 2
Josh: I don't always look forward to non yankee playoff games , but that will def b a series worth watching every game
Lee: absolutely. god, that series is going to mostly be low scoring pitching matchups
I'm going to go with the Phillies in 6 though, The Giants will win at least one of Lincecum and Cain's starts but the phillies will tee off on Sanchez and Zito
Josh: I think the Giants find a way to win, I like their energy
Lee: they are young and scrappy, but the Phillies have by far the more experience
Josh: true
Lee: been to the WS each of the last two years, I don't think anyone is going to stop them from making it back to the promised land for the 3rd year in a row
Josh: so you have rangers - Philly
Lee: I do
Josh: who wins this?
Lee: Philly
Josh: wow
Lee: In 5
Josh: I have the yanks – Giants, old school
Lee: Maybe I am blinded by the sexiness of Halladay-Oswalt-Hamels, we haven't seen a 3-some like that since Zito-Hudson-Mulder. Sadly... Zito-Hudson-Mulder I don't believe won any WS's
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Josh: haha
Lee: so who wins Yanks Giants?
Josh: I like the Yanks to win it all. I like their experience from last year, I think the pitching will balance out and the hitters come alive. they know they're built for this. the giants will be burned out from getting there
Lee: well here's the caveat, we know CC is going to be solid
Josh: and crack under the pressure
Lee: if Pettitte can refind his form after injury, Hughes can figure out what he's been missing since the first half of the season, and AJ can get his shit together somehow someway, the 4 of them can pitch with any rotation in baseball, even the big 3 of philly. so the Yankees are a huge wild card here. They just haven't been consistent enough for me to take them this postseason. I hope they win it all of course, and i'll be rooting for them, but I'm nowhere near as confident as I was last year
Josh: true. that covers everything except whether or not you like an extra wild card team in the future to play a 3 game series, people have been talking about this
Lee: well, i think that's a whole different topic for another day
Josh: aight
Lee: you heard it here first
Josh: haha, i guess we'll see how our picks hold up in the annual MLB postseason bracket pool on smackjabber's sister site Khaos337.com!
This rules. Its like you have a time machine and can see into the past. Can we get your predictions on last years super bowl as well?
ReplyDeleteWow! This is just like having the sports almanac from back to the future 2! Except having it in the future, so it is worthless. Worthless, that is, unless future Biff takes this chat and uses the back to the future time machine to go back in time. If that happens Biff can make a ton of money, ultimately creating a future sleazy, lawless parrallel universe where Biff kills your family and kidnaps your mom, and Doc is in hiding and your only hope would be to steal back the chat from Biff's flunkies and manage to narrowly escape to what you would hope to be your present but then be trapped in 1955 becuase the time machine got hit by lightning with Doc in it and you thought he was dead but really he was in the Old West! And so you had to use another time machine made by another time Doc to go back to the Old West! and then you would meet an Irish version of yourself, who is being bullied by an old-west version of Biff! And then you would have to channel Clint Eastwood to defeat Biff and Old West Doc would make a time machine out of a train and the train would hit 88.8 MPH and then finally get you back to the future!!! But doc would stay behind so you would think he was gone forever but then he would show up in a flying time machine train!! Holy Shit!!!!
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ReplyDeleteThis is a chat between Linzer and I that took place in 1892. We appoligize for the delay in posting this (seeing that it is 118 years later), but better late than never, right? I PROMISE none of this has been edited at all since the conversation.
Linzer: Goodfellow Summa, why I have not seen you in a fortnight. Shall you be watching John L Sullivan engage in fisticuffs this Saturday’s eve against "Gentleman Jim" Corbett?
Summa: Why good day Linzer! I do not know if I shall watch this event. I hear they are fighting under this new Marquess of Queensberry rules. Boxing gloves! Maybe in an exhibition bout between a kangaroo and a midget, but two gentlemen should only engage in bare knuckle fisticuffs. This Queensberry rules will never catch on.
Linzer: Dearest Summa, your resolve to the old ways is as daunting as your vigor. But I predict that boxing gloves become as popular as nerve tonic and the Marquess of Queensberry rules will be the law of the land.
Summa: Poppycock! Next thing you know women will be allowed to vote.
Linzer: I predict Gentleman Jim’s speed will be too much for old John L. and he shall fall in the 21st round.
Summa: Preposertous, no man with the vigorous torso and handlebar mustache of John L. Sullivan can be put on the canvas. The Boston Strongboy will surely prevail!
Linzer: Lets us place a wager perhaps.
Summa: Surely, your prediction is as preposterous as a man on the moon. Visit our sister site www.madeupoldchats.com