Apparently, instead of making 40 mil for one fight against Pacman, Money May decided he would rather be arrested for theft and domestic abuse. Nice one, first you make an appearance against the Big Show on a wrestling PPV then this, I don't get it.
"America's Team" is 0-2, when will we all be able to say this just isn't a very good team? You can't build a crazy stadium and act like the Yankees of Football and then flake out against the Redskins and Bears. No T.O. to blame it on this time.
Hey Chargers, nice work getting a trade done for Vin Jack, he's a freak and you could have gotten some nice value for him, but instead you decided to keep him so you can watch while he sits out the entire season waiting for a contract that you will never give him.
Braylon Edwards, all the best receivers in this league get caught driving under the influence of marijuana not alcohol, so this might be the best advice you ever get - switch to pot, because you suck. D W U I Jets Jets Jets!
Bud Selig is so cool. He's always there to tell us why we shouldn't change anything. I think my favorite Selig moment was when he awkwardly stood up and clapped when his Frankenstein monster Barry Bonds hit that legendary home run. I didn't see him acting awkward at all when everyone had a Jose Conseco poster in their rooms when I was a kid! Or when all of a sudden home runs were being hit into outer space! But now it's all -"baseball has the strictest PED tests in pro sports". Oh and Bautista, don't act weird when reporters ask you about PEDS because last year you had like 15 home runs and now 50, so just calm down.
By the way, no one cares if a NASCAR car's bumper is a quarter inch above where it is supposed to be, the cars are not even stock cars anymore so who cares, of all the "sports" this should be the one where you can juice up!
Listened to it?!?! Do you have my books on tape version?
ReplyDeleteHe's referring to Old School, and I agree. This is the weirdest, ADD'd post I have ever read. I would like the 3 minutes of my life back please.
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ReplyDeleteApparently, instead of making 40 mil for one fight against Pacman,
[by Pacman he means Manny Pacquia, not Pacman Jones, you might have thought he was talking about football due to the picture, but no we are talking about boxing]
Money May decided he would rather be arrested for theft and domestic abuse.
[again boxing, this time referring to Floyd “Money” Mayweather. He has not, until now, ever been referred to as Money May]
Nice one, first you make an appearance against the Big Show on a wrestling PPV then this, I don't get it.
[this happed in 2008, so first he was on a wrestling PPV in 2008 and then, 2.5 years later he got a domestic battery charge]
"America's Team" is 0-2, when will we all be able to say this just isn't a very good team?
[talking bout the Dallas Cowboys, btw, we are now going back to football]
You can't build a crazy stadium and act like the Yankees of Football and then flake out against the Redskins and Texans.
[at the time of publication of this article they lost to the Redskins and the Bears, not the Texans]
No T.O. to blame it on this time.
[TO was last on the team in 2008, which is a theme of most of the references here]
Bud Selig is so cool. He's always there to tell us why we shouldn't change anything. I think my favorite Selig moment was when he awkwardly stood up and clapped when his Frankenstein monster Barry Bonds hit that legendary home run. I didn't see him acting awkward at all when everyone had a Jose Conseco poster in their rooms when I was a kid!
[Bud Selig became acting commissioner in 1998. Jose Canseco’s glory years were 1985-1992, so you can see why Selig was not not doing much when Canseco hit 40 HR’s as i believ he was busy managing used car lots in Wisconsin at the time]
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Bud Selig became interim commissioner in 1992 overseeing the "steroid era".
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me, Dan? "Old School"? Seriously? You're not too young to know, to appreciate, to love and to recognize any quote from the Adam Sandler classic, "Billy Madison," are you?
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